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Billy on the Street: Rachel Dratch Runs the Julia Roberts Obstacle Course

Rachel Dratch navigates the world’s first Julia Robstacle Course with help from Billy Eichner.

Watch new Billy on the Street episodes Friday nights at 10/9c on Fuse!

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nprfreshair:

Aziz Ansari on what his parents think of his chosen profession:

My parents have seen me do stand-up. I did Carnegie Hall January of last year. And a few days before, I thought, ‘I have to fly my parents in to see this.’ … I was a little worried that they would be offended by some of the bits. There’s some pretty harsh stuff. But the positives outweigh the negatives. And after the show, they didn’t say anything about the language. Someone was sitting next to my parents and saying they were laughing the whole time. They weren’t getting offended. Maybe every now and then my mom put her hands in her face, but I think any mom would do that with some of the stuff I say. Stand-up comedy is a raunchy profession.”

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mrsexsmith:

Marge Piercy

Learning to love differently is hard,
love with the hands wide open, love
with the doors banging on their hinges,
the cupboard unlocked, the wind
roaring and whimpering in the rooms
rustling the sheets and snapping the blinds
that thwack like rubber bands
in an open palm.

Lovely.

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suicideblonde:

Heart performing Stairway to Heaven at the Kennedy Center Honors Led Zeppelin

Awesome!

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Truth. Naps fix everything.

Truth. Naps fix everything.

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